All American Girl

Yo! I know you came to see me, because who wouldn't want to see the amazing Ally (a.k.a. female America) I'm totes fashionable, funny, and way cooler then my bro! (Don't tell him about that though, because I love him enough to let him think otherwise.)
But anyways, since you came all this way I'd be happy to hang out with you! Just remember to play nice or else I'll have to bring out my bat....
Asker Anonymous Asks:
have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
americanally americanally Said:

No…

IU didn’t know you could make money like that.

Thanks for letting me know!

I have to say though… I still won’t be making money. Because I just don’t feel right getting money from something I see as sort of a hobby????

sunsorigin-mikuslover:

americanally:

[[I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

But I’m needy and depressed.

And I need to know. I am dying to find out the answer to this.

Would you-whoever is reading this-would you really be bothered if I disappeared?

I’m not talking suicide. I’m just saying would anyone care if I left Tumblr?

I don’t…

I don’t know you very well, but I would care. I just read your updated headcanons and you seem to have very interesting ideas about your character and the others! Would you like to be friends? ]

[[Oh um, sorry that I didn’t respond before now! I just got on this blog again.

But um… I’d absolutely love to be friends! That is, if the offer is still valid.]]

[[Updated headcannons. Just thought I’d let the world know.]]

[[I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

But I’m needy and depressed.

And I need to know. I am dying to find out the answer to this.

Would you-whoever is reading this-would you really be bothered if I disappeared?

I’m not talking suicide. I’m just saying would anyone care if I left Tumblr?

I don’t really think so. But then again I’m depressed and I have issues with how I view myself. Thus I’m asking you-some of the nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting-for your honest answer.

Would it really matter to you?]]

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I love your blog! Have you ever thought about getting it more out there? If so, what did you think of doing?
americanally americanally Said:

[[Hehe thanks! O//w//O

Yeah now and then, but I’m not cool enough for Tumblr fame. It would be awesome but… yeah not happening. XD

Well I guess I could quickly get notes/reblogs if I indulged my depressing thoughts and crap. Like if I seriously allowed myself to reblog about suicide and being suicidal and deep things like that. But then what if nobody rebloged or cared? That would be just to sad.

Plus I don’t want to worry people! Like yeah I’m all depressed and shit but I’m not worthy of people being bothered about it I guess???

Ah… I’m just getting all awkward and derpy so I’ll cut off this ramble. Long story short serious, dark thoughts=potential reblog fame. But I’m unworthy of getting fame that way!

I hope I answered your question. >_<]]

[[I’m trying to look through crap to find gifs with Hetalia characters photoshopped on…

AND I CAN’T FIND ANY.

Like what? I know they are out there! I’ve seen them!

What the hell?

Can somebody help me? I’m trying to get my hands on all these gifs (no questions here please) and like, I would be very appreciative of any and all help received.]]

nine-dragons:

xx-that-badass-hong-konger-xx:

wishes-to-fly:

itra-sama:

catburgler2009:

xx-that-badass-hong-konger-xx:

Poland cuddles me close with lust in his eyes… I like it!

England punishes me severly because he hates me.

{ ;n; I don’t like this at all }

Germany kisses you on the lips passionately because they thought I deserved it. 

hm….. I can live with that. ^_^

Germany forces you to dress in their clothes because that is how they show their affection…oh hohoho :)

((Sweet Jesus the notes…))

((North and South Italy tells you a bedtime story while singing their national anthem.

Aw lol))

[[So Germany makes me stand in the rain while crying with regret?

Who’s crying? Me or him?

Either way depressing man.]]

moysharf:

You all know it’s true.

Well yeah just add Michigan. Because seriously, everyone knows the mitten with the lakes&#8230; No, I&#8217;ve seriously heard Michigan referred to like that. I died a little on the inside.

moysharf:

You all know it’s true.

Well yeah just add Michigan. Because seriously, everyone knows the mitten with the lakes… No, I’ve seriously heard Michigan referred to like that. I died a little on the inside.

yesbutno-hetalia:

No, I don’t hate any pairing.
No, I don’t hate any character.
Yes, I respect everyone.

yesbutno-hetalia:

No, I don’t hate any pairing.

No, I don’t hate any character.

Yes, I respect everyone.

theace-elitist:

When nice messages:

When questions asking for advice:

When Magic anons:

When Shipping Anons:

When Hate Anons:

When multi-message fanfictions:

When message with shitty grammar:

When message notification:

When tumblr lies about your message notification:

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